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South Park is continuing its run of great new episodes for the second part of season 13 with a show titled W.T.F. which stands for Wrestling Takedown Federation and follows the boys as they take a run at becoming professional wrestlers. The show begins with the boys enjoying a WWE show in Denver and they not only fall in love with it, but also decide that’s what their future holds. They decide to join the school wrestling team the next day but quickly learn that professional wrestling and school wrestling are two very different things. The wrestling coach is accused of being a child molester as he tries to show them legitimate wrestling positions and the boys quickly take off, leaving the poor coach angry that people think the WWE is real.

The boys setup a backyard ring at one of their houses and have a script they wrote which like professional wrestling, has very little to do with moves and a whole lot to do with drama. They each have their stage names and begin to work out scenarios in the ring involving infidelity, murder, an 8 year old Vietnam vet and Cartman dressed as a girl and relating a tale of being addicted to abortions. The towns people start to gather around and are stunned at the revelations, becoming hooked on the supposed real life drama going on with these kids. Word of mouth starts attracting more and more fans. There are folding chairs scattered around the ring and they are quickly filling up as the afternoon show wears on.

At a local bar, some of the fans of W.T.F. are having a beer and talking about all the hardships those poor kids have gone through. AT another table, the school wrestling coach is listening and getting angrier as the talk goes on. He finally gets up and starts yelling at them that it is all fake before taking out his IPhone to show them video of real wrestling. They, in turn, tell him to get out of the bar with his gay porn.

The boys wrestling shows are getting more popular and one of them comments back stage that its a good thing they added more seats. We then get a look at the stage and they have built an entire Colosseum in the back yard with thousand of seats and a big Roman stage background. They get a letter from the WWE saying Vince McMahon would be coming to scout them. This is more than the coach can handle and as the President of the WWE shows up and settles into his luxury box in the kids backyard, the coach who has just lost his job at the school fires a rocket at the stage. There is a misfire, so only Kenny dies.

The coach then takes to the stage to give a monologue about losing his job and the entire crowd gets in his corner before Vince McMahon comes down and offers him a job. The boys are left jobless in the ring and start fighting with each other over who’s to blame. The crowd gets bored with the fighting and says its not real wrestling as they start to walk out. Another great episode from the South Park people.